“The trouble with the world is that the stupid are so confident while the intelligent are full of doubt.”

“The difference between genius and stupidity is genius has its limits.”

“Some people’s unwillingness to think for themselves represents accurate self-evaluation.”

“Nothing in all the world is more dangerous than sincere ignorance and conscientious stupidity.”

“The organizations that actually change things are the ones that have a time horizon that’s longer than 36 hours.”

“What we learn from history is that no one learns from history.”

“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.”

“Man is a rational animal. He can think up a reason for anything he wants to believe.”

“Brains can be hired by the hour, just like muscle. Only character is not for sale at any price.”

“If you meet an asshole in the morning, you met an asshole. If you meet assholes all day, maybe you’re the asshole”.

“If you don’t read the newspaper, you’re uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you’re misinformed.”

“I’m not going to insult your intelligence by suggesting that you believe what you just said.”

The first rule of pessimism: it can always get worse.

“Of two evils, choose neither.”

“Just because you love something doesn’t mean you can’t suck at it.”

Source: The Four Hour Workweek

“One of the problems with being a pessimist is that you can never celebrate when you are proven right.”

From: Townhall

“True optimist: A blind man who enters a dark room looking for a black cat that he knows isn’t there.”

1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.”
2. “His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morbid curiosity.”
3. “I would not allow this employee to breed.”
4. “This employee is really not so much of a has-been, but more of a definite won’t-be.”
5. “Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.”
6. “When she opens her mouth, it seems that it is only to change feet.”
7. “He would be out of his depth in a parking lot puddle.”
8. “This young lady has delusions of adequacy.”
9. “He sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.”
10. “This employee is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.”
11. “This employee should go far, and the sooner he starts, the better.”
12. “Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.”
13. “A gross ignoramus – 144 times worse than an ordinary ignoramus.”
14. “He certainly takes a long time to make his pointless.”
15. “He doesn’t have ulcers, but he’s a carrier.”
16. “I would like to go hunting with him sometime.”
17. “He’s been working with glue too much.”
18. “He would argue with a signpost.”
19. “He has a knack for making strangers immediately.”
20. “He brings a lot of joy whenever he leaves the room.”
21. “When his IQ reaches 50, he should sell.”
22. “If you see two people talking and one looks bored, he’s the other one.”
23. “He has a photographic memory with the lens cap glued on.”
24. “A prime candidate for natural deselection.”
25. “Donated his brain to science before he was done using it.”
26. “Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn’t coming.”
27. “Has two brains cells: one is lost and the other is out looking for it”
28. “If he were any more stupid, he’d have to be watered twice a week.”
29. “If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you’d get change.”
30. “If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the oceans.”
31. “It’s hard to believe that he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm.”
32. “One neuron short of a synapse.”
33. “Some drank from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.”
34. “Takes him 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.”
35. “The wheel is turning, but the hamster is dead.”